Whoa. Is this a little philosophical for rants and raves? I mean, yardsticks? How you define someone? I thought she was going to talk about dick size. Boy, was I wrong.
I don't think I've ever even thought the phrase "Ah, one of those psychologically sound strippers!" And I doubt anyone else has, either.
What's a "self-respecting girl" to do when she doesn't know how to pleasure herself? Post on Craigslist, apparently ...
Finally, a role for short, stocky men. There's not enough jobs going around for them. Really. Talk about being overrepresented.
I love how they just sneak in the whole "yeah, our models also do adult modeling" into this ad. Now that takes some real talent, and, you know, people that don't read all the way down ...
Apparently, this guy is looking for a guy with a thick, dark "goatee." Yeah. The guy in question was also apparently swimming naked. So yeah, of course everyone was looking at his goatee. And I frankly don't want to know what else was going on while they were making out in the hottub ...
I'd love a 27-inch TV that doesn't work. When can I pick it up? I'd also like the broken fridge. Freshness is over-rated, anyhow.
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