ABC casting execs try to be "hip" and use "U" instead of "you." Yeah, you're really gonna get some strict moms with that.
Oooo, me, pick me! I wanna be the bikini girl! I got the skills to pay the bills. Oh, no, wait, I don't. Nevermind.
If I were a kid, I'd totally hit this shit up.
Being a blackjack dealer just got sexier.
If you're a hairy girl and you know, clap your hairy hands.
I'd totally reply to this just to see what the porno guy sends.
I totally think I should pose as a "recovering addict dad."
Man, this almost makes me want to host passion parties. If only they offered dental ...
note: these were all under gigs
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