Wednesday, July 27, 2005

And tonight on Craiglist ...

The missed connections edition

There's an awful lot of bulge-staring going on at gyms. There's this guy, this guy, and this guy. Geez. Get a room.

Finally, the maintenance guy is getting some attention.

This one just sounds like that scene from Romy and Michele where Romy's pretending to have sex with Ramon. You know the scene.

This guy wants to buy some guy a beer. How about me? I'd like a beer. Why doesn't anyone ever want to buy me a beer, eh? Huh? HUH?!?!?

This chick wants a ride. This guy wants a Butterfinger. This woman apparently wants a guy that looks like Mel Gibson, but only scruffy and wearing sandels. She'd be better off with Jesus ...

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