Huey Lewis will be putting some "Heart and Soul" into Chicago. Well, he is just "Workin' for a Livin'." What's next? Are Hall and Oates going to star in Rent? Oy ...
How do these tiny farmers get all their wares to market? Do they have tiny forklifts? OK, so they're not really tiny. But come on, they could've written a better, unfunny headline. Right?
NBC exec compares last season to a colonic. Now there's a picture I'd rather not imagine.
How did I not remember Paul Reubens Day? I better make my way to an adult theater, pronto. Heh, I do need something to do for my lunch break ...
Katie Holmes has herpes? Damn you, Angelina Jolie!
What's with all the talk about Jared Leto's dick? Well, OK, I know what all the talk is about. I mean, I don't know know, but I know why people would be interested. The comments on this DListed post are priceless ...
Not you too, Mrs. Garrett?!?! Who is making you join Scientology? Was it that butchy Jo? It was "HotLips" Natalie, right? No, no, no, it was Angelina Jolie, right! DAMN YOU ANGELINA JOLIE! Is no one safe from your wrath?
solamente yo
- mando
- Austin, Texas, United States
- um ... not much to say. i'm a copy editor. i like the words "nifty" and "egads." i tend to alienate people with my vast knowledge of obscure and useless trivia. i inhale gore vidal and comic books. the chicago manual is my bible. i'm a vegetarian. i enjoy drinking and the meat purveyors (and sometimes drinking with jo walston). i like to ramble. tada?
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