Thursday, July 14, 2005

Swatch-Dogs and Diet Coke-heads

Weird day so far today. When I was in the shower, it dawned on me that today is either my mom's birthday or my parents' anniversary. Yeah, I can't remember which is today and which is on the 19th. So I went to Target to buy her a birthday card, and I couldn't find a card that really said "me." I ended up getting some mediocre funny card with a fart joke, which is totally not me because I don't say fart jokes. I should've just gotten her a grandmother card like I did last year for Mothers Day.

Anyway, at Target I got distracted by kitty magnets (of which I bought two ... I"m a sucker for pussy) that I forgot what else I needed to buy. I remembered that I needed mouthwash, but it wasn't until I got home that I remember I also needed to get Q-tips and toilet paper. Oh well, that's why H-E-B is open 24 hours.

In the Target parking lot, I screamed at children that were surrounding my car. It wasn't a "Get away from my car, youse kids" but more of a "Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Yeah. They ran away. It was fucking awesome.

After that I decided I needed some food, but didn't want to cook, so I went to Long John Silver's for some greasy, fake fish goodness. The drive-thru took forever, and I found myself sitting in my car like a "slack-jawed hooker" (if you know where that quote is from, I will show you a very good time).

So yeah. That's my day so far. Off to work now.

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