Why I hate going to H-E-B during the day

Here are the reasons:
* People that abuse the express lane by having about 20 items, but wanting to do them in two separate sales. Fucking bitches.

* The pleathora of children with their parents, especially during the summer time.

* Too many people around that you can't manuever all too well through the aisles.

* Did I mention I hate people and children? Because I do. Especially when they're just lollygagging around when they should be grocery shopping!