Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Brunch with Craigslist

Oy, just what the world needs, a traveling "girls gone ..." with two hick-ho hosts.

Are you a good-looking straight guy that wants to pose nude and have girls touch themselves to you, even though you really know it's just going to be a bunch of gay guys jacking off to you? Do you live in the San Antonio/Austin area and aren't a himbo? Are you hung? Then you might want to read this, and then send your photos to me ...

Man, you can't even smile while on a bad date without some passer-by thinking you're into them. Sheesh.

I'm a little disturbed that this woman was able to make out exactly what this guy was wearing while both were in their cars during rush hour! Thankfully I wasn't anywhere near this wreck-in-waiting.

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