Friday, August 05, 2005

If you ask me, I blame the big mouse

A 12-year-old girl collapsed then died at DisneyWorld yesterday. Damn you, Angelina Jolie! First you make your kid that you don't let walk start calling Brad Pitt "daddy," now you orchestrate this? Have you no shame? Have you no dignity? Have you not another adopted child?

Angelina Jolie aside, that DisneyWorld place is nothing but trouble. I mean, they have giant rodents walking around the place. They spread disease, you know. And, hello, they have a polygamist (Prince Charming, anyone). In summation, Disney and Angelina Jolie are evil.

note: For those wondering about my Angelina Jolie hatred, see this post (scroll to the bottom).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maddox likes to be carried and Brad probably made him call him daddy! It probably started in Kenya!