oh, courtney

So apparently Courtney Love may have failed her drug test. Oh Courtney, who put you up to this? Was it Pam Anderson? You know, you don't have to do everything she tells you. If she told you to get herpes, would you do that too? If she told you to take a ride on Tommy Lee's babymaker, would you do it? Oh Courtney, you were sober for over a year. Angelina Jolie forced those drugs on you, didn't she? Damn you Angelina Jolie? Why can no one else but you and yours be happy? Why must you thwart everyone else's attempts at happiness? You bitch.