Oy, vey. The Sweds are coming to Round Rock. I sense upcoming and numerous trips from Austin Yuppies ... er, hipsters ... to buy "attractive and affordable" furniture and accessories. Someone shoot me now and drag me to the nearest thrift store ...
Oh my god, did you hear about what Becky did with Mark in the conference room? You didn't? Well, there's pictures. And did you know that this is good for group interaction? And that professionals study gossip? It makes me feel justified that I read Gawker, Defamer, DListed, Page Six, and numerous other gossip sites daily. Or does it?
Mariah Carey wanted to get it on with Eminem? Who fucking knew? And if you did know (and the whole world knew), then I will gladly take my place under all these rocks. Thank you.
Receptionista knows what she's talking about when it comes to a great recipe for garlic cheesy pasta ... drool ...
I'll say this and I'll say this once: I'm either happy or extremely sad that I've never been completely sloshed around a kiddie pool. Especially if said kiddie pool is not where it normally would be. That is all.
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Say ya to da Swedes, eh. The yuppies will.
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