Why is there a story about The Murdocks in The Brownsville Herald?

And more importantly, why is it that this is how I find out my friend Ryan has been kicked out of the band? And this just shows why I should never, ever, ever, ever, ever work for the Herald. The reporter misspelled Kurt Cobain. Bitch, if you gonna write about someone, especially someone as iconic as Cobain, spell the name right. And, hello, I know the editor there should know better. And I don't know what you listen to, but I would totally not compare The Murdocks to Nirvana of the Pixies. And Frank sounds nothing like Cobain. Methinks reporter was on crack. Or didn't even care to write this article. And why did she write this article when the shows are on McAllen? Shouldn't The Monitor have covered this? Gah. I hate the Valley ...