Dude, will you get a Dell if I give you a blowjob?

Thanks to the AdFreak blog, I was able to read up on whatever happened to the Dell Dude since he got busted for buying pot on that storied days oh so many years ago.

Well, apparently Ben Curtis has been playing gay on Broadway. Which isn't so new to him. According to the article on Playbill (second item, so scroll down), he has an openly gay father, a bisexual sister, and he himself "appreciate[s] men just as much as women."

Now there's a visual I didn't need: Steven, the Dell Dude, getting it on with another dude. I think I may have just become impotent.

Anyway, visit his very gay website and marvel at how this dude is not completely into dick, because you wouldn't have guessed otherwise. Wait, whoa, he does magic? Maybe he should come out on Arrested Development as another long-lost son of Gob ... someone page Mitchell Hurwitz, stat!