I guess I am as slutty as everyone used to say

so while perusing lindsayism, i saw her link to this blogger who came up with a formula for promiscuity. so the magic number is 2, according to the formula. so i did the math. i had to do some recollecting. and some of it was hazy, hence to my almost exclusivity of having sex only while really drunk. so needless to say, my number is over 5, but less than 6. but still, that's rather high. (let me stress that this formula is not scientifically proven, whatsoever.) so yeah. i guess what people have said about me in the past has proven to be fairly accurate. so go, spread the news, write it on the bathroom walls. if you'd like to share your promiscuity number, by all means, share and share alike.