"Ma, be careful with those throwing stars!"

So the other day, I was talking with Leanne and came up with the absolute bestest idea for a TV show, ever! It's called ... Golden Assassins!

That's right. It would be a spin-off of The Golden Girls. Only this time, they're assassins! It kind of makes sense, too, since Sophia would mention her Italian heritage all the time, and being from the old country, I'm sure she has a few mobster tricks up her sleeves, and I'm sure she must've passed some of that on to Dorothy. Think about it: Estelle Getty snapping some guys neck! Bea Arthur saying in her deep, deep bass "Sleep with the fishes, scumbag! And you, too, Stan!"

Blanche would be the femme fatale. She'd come up with all sorts of ways to kill a man after or during sex. Maybe some sort of killer position. I'm sure she could come up with something.

Rose would, of course, be the torture. She'd indulge in ripping off a person's fingernails one by one while recanting them with a story from St. Olaf.

This spin-off would be on Fox and come on after Stacked. It would even cross-over with Stacked, because, come on, everyone wants to see Bea Arthur and Pam Anderson get into a catfight! Meow! Not only that, it would cross-over with all Fox shows. The Golden Assassins would be hired to try and kill George Bluth on Arrested Development, and Rose would inadvertantly sleep with Gob. They'd be hired to take out Ryan Atwood on The O.C., but Blanche just won't be able to kill such a fine, delicious young man. And Dorothy would convert join the Hebrew ranks after Seth Cohen clumsily saves her from drowning after a drunk Marisa runs her off the street and into the ocean. They'd show up on Prison Break. (That's all. They'd go there and actually get me to watch that damn show.)

See, there's so much possibility with this show. Too bad it'll never be made. Sigh.