Holy shit! Amy Fisher was a columnist for a newspaper?!? And she's quitting?!? Where the fuck have I been? Maybe I would've known this if I slept with some ugly married man and then tried to kill his wife. (Newsday via Gawker)
Bill O'Reilly, you silly, silly man. Satan would never go to Wisconsin. He's lactose intolerant. Duh. (Wisconsin State Journal via mediabistro)
So this is what it's like when doves cry, I mean, when a newspaper breaks up with you. Sniff sniff. (Red Streak via Romenesko)
Apparently, torturing Barbie is the in thing to do if you're a young girl with the plastic bimbo in hand. (via AdFreak)
If shit like this ever happened at SWT, I may have not dropped out. Seriously. (via boingboing)
This guy seems like a douche, but I would've totally done this like three years ago. Only I wouldn't have "pointed" (see end of paragraph six) the inside of my car turquoise. (via Statesman)
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