Now if only they could get her to, oh, I don't know, not exist. If there's a lawyer out there that can do that, I would love to hire them. Seriously. [Page Six]
So newspapers seem to think that if they raise their ad rates, they'll stay afloat and possibly get more readers and advertisers. Riiiiiiiiight. Yeah, and if I put peanut butter on my penis, I'll be able to fly. [WSJ via mediabistro]
I stopped reading the New York Times regularly a long time ago. I remember getting into a fight with one of my "journalism professors" because we had to read the NYT for our current events quizzes. And Maureen Dowd works there, and we all know how much I hate her. And then there's her good friend Alessandra Stanley, who can't get anything right. And that's why I love it when Gawker points out her mistakes. It's a little vindicating. [Gawker]
So, let's say you're a former Austin parks employee. You resign from your job in 2001 when the police start investigating that you may have been soliciting sex from teenage girls under your supervision. Now after serving your time in prison, what do you do. Do you: a) try to build a new life for yourself in a city other than Austin; b) go to Disneyland; or c) go out for drinks with a female friend, get her plastered, and then allegedly sexual assault her. I think the answer is pretty clear, don't you, fair readers? [Statesman]
Cityism is a new trivia board game about Austin, putting many Austinites knowledge of their fair city to the test. The game asks questions about sports, culture, events, history, civics, and location. But if you want to find out where the gloryhols are in town, it won't tell you; that's what Craigslist is for. [news8]
A satiric look at the tobacco industry? And Matt and Trey aren't involved? And Seth from The O.C. is in it? And Rob Lowe? And William H. Macy? I'm so confused. [Apple trailers via AICN]
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