Friday, December 30, 2005

the "woo-hoo, i'm getting out of here at noon on a friday" report

HORSE SEX! HORSE SEX! And on another note, duck sex? [Seattle Times via Romenesko]

Wow, I know the GOP has been having some problems lately (coughtomdelaycough), but, really, Donald Trump as governor of New York? Makes me throw up a little in my mouth. [Gawker]

The Catholic Church gets another knotch in their panties by getting Comedy Central to kinda excommunicate the "Bloody Mary" episode of South Park. You know, I never got to see this episode, and it sounds hi-lar-ious. Well, I guess I know what I'll be looking for online this weekend. [Defamer]

Williamson County sheriff's deputies found and seized 810 pounds of marijuana Thursday from a pickup truck on I-35. In related news, Williamson County sheriff's deputies to have a very happy New Year's. [Statesman]

Rollergirls, a reality show featuring the women of the Austin roller derby teams, will premiere January 2 on A&E. In future news, A&E captures the "anyone who finds scantily clad, sweaty women" demographic. Sorry, Queer Eye guys. [news8austin]

1 comment:

deconstructionist said...

The South Park episode was so funny you'll excrete blood from your poo hole. And Rollergirls is going to be just great if you like watching drunk sluts on skates.