let there be light

So after nearly seven months of working here, they finally put new florescent lights above the urinals in the bathroom. Because that's just what I need when I pee: a very BRIGHT light right over me. You know, I'd almost prefer they had put in a black light so I can see what exactly are the dried waterspots on the partition between the urinals: water or urine. I guess I'll never know, but at least I'll have a clearer view of the urinal cake. Sigh ...