Tuesday, February 21, 2006

penis, penis, penis

So the new James Bond is supposed to be hung. That's what's most important in a secret agent, right?

Man, I can't wait until I'm in my 50s so I can have some really good sex. There's nothing like reading about variance in erection issues in the morning. I love that this is from a survey published in BJU International. Ha. (via Sploid)

Wal-Mart is so great. You can get anything you want at Wal-Mart. You could get some socks, some apples, a blowjob, some cat food, and windshield wipers all in the same place. What convenience!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

they actually got a quote from a gay cowboy. that has to be made up. i like the idea of his cattle sitting in a truck in the wal mart parking lot, just waiting for the man to get back hoping he got some so he would be extra generous with the nummins tonight.