What a good Friday

• Got to work on time
• Found out at 9:05 (after being at work for five minutes) that we were getting off from work at noon
• Didn't leave at noon
• Left work at 12:45, after my boss said she'd go over the edits on the document I bled all over yesterday
• Leaving work at 12:45, I only did 1.25 hours of work
• After work, went to H-E-B and bought a six pack and some tonic for my half-bottle of vodka
• Came home and started drinking vodka tonics
• Passed out at some point
• Woke up around 9:30 and almost got in the shower because I thought it was 7:30 in the morning and I needed to go to work
• Figured out it was 9:30 at night and cracked open a beer
• Now, near 10:30, watching Best Week Ever. Sweet.