I swear ...

Sometimes work fucking reminds me of The Waltons or Little House on the Prairie or some bullshit show where everyone is so nice to everyone else. Every day, when someone from my department comes in, they're always smiling and say hi to everyone in my department by name. I keep expecting for them to say "Good mornin' John Boy, Good mornin' Ellie May." It's a little hickish. And I mean, I know they're all trying to be nice and shit (or maybe they're ... gasp ... genuinely nice), but it still freaks me out that people can be morning people. I'll take grumpy morning person (which I am, even after three cups of coffee) over happy morning person any day. That's all I'm sayin'.