Tangents

So I don't know why, but for some reason this morning I started wondering what ever happened to this guy I used to work with at the SWT paper named Scott. Scott was one of my fellow editors for a very short time, but he shared a certain sort of past that only two other co-workers of mine have shared. One was a reporter that I worked with in Harlingen who quit her position to be a full-time stripper. The other was one of my designers when I first started at the SWT paper as design editor; she was also a stripper.

But Scott wasn't a stripper; he did Internet porn. And for some reason, he felt compelled to tell me this one night while we were working late. Just to clear things up, he did straight Internet porn, so that made it even weirder as to why he would want to share that with me and only me, especially since I was his supervisor. I mean, don't get me wrong, I was very close to asking him what the name of the website was because he was a very attractive guy and I wanted to see what his dick looked like, but that would've been a bit unethical and sexual harrassmenty since I was his boss, but then again, it was kinda unethical and sexual harrassmenty for him to share that info with me. So I just let it pass. Then he graduated and fucked my roommate (who has HPV). Yeah. That kinda ruined any sort of fantasy about him I'd ever had.

But I don't know why I randomly thought about him today.

And then, on a kinda related tangent, when I checked my, I had received the latest newsletter from the Alamo Drafthouse, and I saw that they'll be showing Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, and I remembered when my old roommate David (who's straight) and I rented that. Only we didn't know it was very softcore porny with lots of naked women and a kinda orgy for like the first 20 minutes, after which we turned it off and kinda awkwardly didn't talk about what we just saw.

Anyway. There are my tangents for this morning. Do with them what you will.