Monday, June 05, 2006

you should not ...

You should not be allowed to come in to work if you've only had three hours of sleep, especially if you're a proofreader.

Also, you should not answer your cell phone if you are taking a shit. That goes to you, shitter, who was taking a shit in the bathroom when I went in to pee, and then you answered your cell phone and proceeded to talk to whomever it was that called you. And you didn't courtesy flush!

Can I go home yet? My auto-pilot if failing. Wah.

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