Liveblogging Peewee's Playhouse

9:59 p.m.: Holy shit, I totally forgot this was on tonight! I just made it with the opening credits.

10 p.m.: I love Conky! And today's secret word is .. DOOR!!!

10:01 p.m.: AHHHHHHH!!!! And hippie kids? How knew a little Asian girl could be named Cher. And oooohhh ... tinfoil ball!

10:02 p.m.: Kids looking into a mouse hole and seeing dinosaurs. Man, I wish I were high.

10:03 p.m.: Man, Cowboy Curtis is so gay ... and did he steal that lasso from Wonder Woman? Because that looks like Etta Candy ... "she's a whale of a gal" ...

10:04 p.m.: The captain looks all scruffy and wet; my kind of guy ... And why does Globey have a French accent? Oy ...

10:05 p.m.: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! And what's a sandwich ho?

10:06 p.m.: Chairry is molesting Peewee ... la la la ... he's not even touching the wheel! How does he drive so ...

10:07 p.m.: Miss Yvonne looks slutty.

10:08 p.m.: Those beatnik puppets must die. Ohhh ... Tito is fucking HOT! Stay away from him, Miss Yvonne! He's mine. Heh ... the cow's named Cow-ntess. Oh my.

10:09 p.m.: Pee-Wee just gave Cowntess a moo-moo. Oy ... and it's Dance Time!

10:10 p.m.: And ... KING CARTOON! That's a fancy Burger King crown.

10:11 p.m.: Oh my, that cartoon carrot looks more like a cartoon turd ...

10:12 p.m.: So it was mice? Oy ... Peewee made a potato animal ... man, I wish I were high ... ohh, Jambi! And ... commercial break.

10:15 p.m.: And ... back. Knucklehead? Oy ...

10:16 p.m.: "Hello, my name is Penny." She has a big rat.

10:17 p.m.: Wow, that Penny sure is boring ... Pterri likes snacks, and his favourite is ice cream soup ...

10:18 p.m.: Looks like Peewee needs to fucking defrost his freezer; those enchiladas don't look so good.

10:19 p.m.: Ice cream soup looks complicated (note to self: kill Avril Lavigne).

10:20 p.m.: Randy's a dick.

10:21 p.m.: "Just add more ice cream" — words to live by.

10:22 p.m.: What should Peewee wish for? For Tito to get naked ... damn, he's hot ... holy shit, that's Natasha Lyonne!

10:23 p.m.: Mekkalekahimakeahinnyho. Did Jambi just cum?

10:24 p.m.: "Goodbye everybody!" ... and it's over. Boo. You mean I have to wait until tomorrow for more Tito? Fuck.