in less than two hours ...

i get to not be at work for five whole work days! here's what i won't miss (and will try my best to not think about while i'm at home forming a closer relationship with my couch and bed):

• the way i have to blast music (while wearing my headphones) so i can actually proof (it's easier for me to block out music than people's innane conversations that they decide to have right next to my cube while i'm trying to get work done)
• the way i'm not in "the in crowd" because i don't go to the group lunches (and subsequently not "in" on their stupid "in-jokes"; oh darn; however do i go on living)
• the clients and their stupid stupidity (and their insisting that redundancies aren't redundant)

now, for what i will miss:

• gawking at the hot-as-heck interactive guy (whom i'm sure has noticed [or not] how i seem to follow his ass whenever he passes by my cube [really, i think his ass has made me an ass man])
• gawking at the other hot interactive guy (the one who i think is gay [or really metro] and is hot but i have to hold my breath when he's around my cube because he wears a bit too much cologne [but considering how much i hate cologne, it's probably not a lot, just that i'm all adversey and such])

oh yeah, and i sent out this really funny e-mail about how i won't be at work for five days, and while i'm glad people appreciated the humor, not one person noticed (or maybe they noticed and haven't mentioned) that i was doing a parody of the Soap epilogue. (i decided to not go with a reference to the buffy musical [dawn's first little diddy: "does anybody even notice? does anybody even care] because people might think i was depressed and come over and say "what's wrong?" and "are you all right?" bah! bah, i say!)

meh.