Gratuitous nudity and grasshoppers

so as i was getting out of the shower today, wet and naked, i noticed something odd: there was a grasshopper as king of my dirty towel hill. needless to say it freaked me out a little. because, first off, how the fuck did a grasshopper get into my bathroom? and why did it decide atop my dirty towels was the best place to perch?

so i ran to my bedroom, dried off, put on some undies and my robe, and went back into the bathroom to vanquish the demongrasshopper. but then i felt bad about killing it, so i grabbed some toilet paper, gently grabbed it, and took it outside.

and now to drop off my rent check and off to work ... oy ...