what is it, you cuntface?

velouria's out sick today, so i have all this pent up snarkiness that i can't convey to anyone via instant message. so, instead, pent up snarkiness will be conveyed via blog post. and, believe you me, there's been a lot of redunkness today.

on the top of the redunk pile is a cuntload of paperwork that we have to fill out at work because our company was recently "acquired". we were all given checks because technically yesterday was our last day of employment (thanks for the notice) with the old company and today is our first day with the new company. so we have to fill out applications AGAIN. and we have to list the company's old name as our last place of employment and yesterday as our last day. it's total complete BULL. we even have to give references AGAIN. i'm listing co-workers. take THAT HR.

meh. i could complain more about today at work on here, but i'd rather forget it all. in closing here are some Dutch phrases to take out of context:

• blader door
• kunt typen
• wel, u kunt
• kunt werken
• toegang
• en u kunt meteen
• grootse
• kunt u tussen
• klikken en u kunt
• weet u hoe

if you'd like to know what they actually mean, babelfish them (the link is in the sidebar).