barack obama was on the daily show last night

i wonder if rory gilmore was there and had a geekgasm because she was so close to jon stewart. and i wonder if she called lorelai to talk really fast about it. and lorelai was at work and sookie squealed with excitement and michel said something snotty and french. and then lorelai and rory both had to go because they were getting other calls. lorelai's other call was her mother, who said something haughty about rory being on the road and just who is this stewart fellow. rory's other call was paris, who went on and on about how she would totally fuck the shit out of stephen colbert

ah, fan-fiction.