scene

an online conversation i had with a friend the other day.

him: i decided to drink.
me: what are you drinking?
him: umm...
him: it's embarrassing.
me: heh
me: what is it? wine coolers?
me: because that would be embarrassing
him: um...
me: omg, it is wine coolers!
him: my mom was just here
him: she bought a lot of them, and i couldn't let them go to waste
him: it's not like i drink them all the time
him: i drink manly drinks
him: strong beers and tequila
me: and wine coolers
him: grrr