morgan fairchild is in austin filming a movie!

i just saw it on news 8. omg omg omg omg omg! i want to stalk her down and ask her:

• what it was like to play sandra bernhard's girlfriend on roseanne,
• did terry farrell ever try to get her to guest star on deep space nine,
• has lisa locicero tried to get her to guest on reno 911! or anything involving anyone from the state,
• is cybill shepherd insane in real life,
• could matthew perry be more annoying,
• and, finally, why fashion house? why?

i'm not insane. really.