yom kippur

i'm not jewish (except in my fantasy world), but i thought i would atone today anyway. here goes.

• i'm sorry i never told former work asshole (mc) that he was an asshole to his face. because, really, someone needs to do that.
• showtime, i'm totally sorry that i download episodes of weeds and dexter and don't actually pay to subscribe to you. it's just that, if i subscribed to you, i'd need to get digital cable, and that's something i couldn't afford. plus, i barely watch the cable i watch right now. it wouldn't have been a good return on my investment. sorry about that.
• tina fey, i'm sorry it took me a while to warm up to 30 rock and that i didn't start watching it regularly until the episode with paul reubens and isabella rossellini. but i've now seen every episode multiple times. and, you won the emmy for best comedy! so really, my sorriness doesn't compare to that.
• to my friends i don't talk to on a regular basis: yeah, sorry about that. but you all know how neurotic and hermitty and depressy i can be. but still, sorry.
• paul dini, i'm sorry i didn't like countdown all too much. but hey, detective comics rocks.
• SNL, i'm sorry you've been really sucky since tina fey left.