some color

the truth: i got this fortune on my first day at my delivery job. it's pretty accurate, although it would be more accurate if it said i was strong willed and overly sensitive. that would be right on the fucking euro.

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patchwork: is there nothing tape can't do? this is my shitty job taping up my demolished passenger side mirror. who knows when i'll have enough money to fix it. but at least it won't get me a ticket or make my car pass state inspection, as i have learned through the power of research.

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must own: i particularly love this lolcat.