resume schmesume

so i really need to start working on my resume. as in soon. as in i should've probably started working on it last month. problem is, i had to delete quark and photoshop off my computer back in september because my compie was slowing up quite a bit. it's better now, but now i don't have internet at home. so i'm kinda screwed. specifically since i tend to look for features copy editor jobs, so they usually look for something creative-like. i could just go with a simple resume, seeing as how the colorful ones haven't really gotten me anywhere. gah. anyway. if anyone out there knows how i can get quark and photoshop (on the down low, as in free-like), let me know. otherwise, microsoft word, here i come. tada.