Friday, July 22, 2005

Hot off Defamer

Defamer's PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are usually classic. Here are two from today I thought stood out, with my comments below the blocked copy.

· Well, I went to Concorde Last night (Wednesday, 20th) and saw a few reality “celebs”. I saw Mercedes from America’s Next Top Model: she was very cute and was dancing with her girlfriends. My best friend started dancing with her, and being as gay as the day is long, they began to discuss his custom made jeans (according to him, atleast). Bored, I went to restroom, and there I hear the oh-too-common sound of a girl snorting in a stall. When she comes out sniffling, it is none other than Cameron from the Real World San Diego. She looks naaahasty - trashy hair/clothes, to skinny, and bad skin (sad, I know). In the club, she sat with a bunch of boys that seemed uninterested in her and scanned the crowd. There also was a male Abercrombie Model there, but much to my dismay, he was already dancing some youngin’. The only actual celeb was Tatyana Ali who was there with her hot boy toy - she is absolutely GORGEOUS; very sweet, natural, and perfect skin.


Seriously. People still consider Tatyana Ali a star? How long ago was Fresh Prince? And "last night on Nick@Nite" does not qualify as an answer.

· Saw Chad Allen of Dr. Quinn/My Two Dad’s/ Our House/ some new LOGO show fame at Sharky’s on Cahuenga. He was reading a script while waiting for his food. I bet he read about a page. He is tiny, like 5’3.


And doesn't he play like a gay James Bond in that Logo show? Why doesn't he just do porn? I'd watch that. I've had a crush on him since My Two Dads. Sigh.


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2 comments:

Carrie said...

thanks for the L7 link. years ago i was going into the city to see them play, and my dad said "say hi to donita sparks for me" and i said "who's that?" ahahaha...my dad is so much cooler than i am. at the show she was in the pit watching the opening act, and i just reolized that i didn't fuckin' pass on my dad's greeting. lame.

mando said...

back in 98 i was in this band called the dewitties, and we played at the same venue as L7 in san antonio the night before they played. about 30 minutes after we finished our set, i ran into donita. i went up to her and said, "hi. my name's mando. i'm in a band called the dewitties." and she said, "i know." and she walked away. it was very much like an exchange between exene cerkenka and debbie harry that exene describes on this one track on "beyond and back." that was the only time i felt very rock-n-roll. but, yeah, L7 f-ing rocks.