am i sick?

is it completely disgusting that i'm counting the days until haley joel osment turns 18 (which is april 2006, btw)? i mean, it's no weirder than those old guys that were lusting after britney, christina, lindsey, and hilary, right? i didn't feel this weird when waiting for elijah wood to turn legal, partially because we're the same age (and can you believe macaulay culkin is older than me by only 364 days?). ok, i sound like some weird, celebrity stalker now. but i'm not. really. i don't even know where matthew mcconaughey lives, and we live in the same city. ok, i'm getting back to "work" ...