Friday, September 02, 2005

brit is the new posh; federline will never be becks

So apparently Britney is totally stealing Posh Spice's method for naming children. Where as Britney is now going to name her child London Preston, because London is where her and the deadbeat started dating. This sounds all to much like Posh naming her kid Brooklyn because that's where she and Becks procreated. Come on, Brit; be original! Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking about. Nevermind. Just die.

Or maybe do some more praying for the people in New Orleans. Or you know, instead of praying, why don't you fucking get off your fucking fat ass, slap Federline's dick out of your mouth or pussy, put down the bag of Cheetos and maybe donate some fucking money to the Red Cross or something, you talentless fucking bitch!

I swore I wasn't going to bitch about this, and you all know how much I fucking love celebrity gossip, but the fact that people are actually worried about celebrities that were affected by the hurricane when there are people that don't have millions to their name that were more seriously fucking affected! It fucking makes me sick. OK, that's all.

1 comment:

deconstructionist said...

Braaaaaahhhh! Vomit! Excuse me. Wiping mouth now.