Friday, September 02, 2005

ginormous penis

You know, I always wondered how Elvira, mistress of the night, lost her virginity, and if stitches were involved at all. Now, thanks to Leanne, Elvira herself, and Cinematical.com, I know. And the world is a better place.

And while we're talking about ginormous dicks, I think someone needs to suck off Anderson Cooper (I'll gladly volunteer, for the sake of the country). He went apeshit on a Louisiana senator last night on 360, berating her and basically saying that all the politicians are bullshit and someone needs to take accountability and that he saw a dead body in the street getting eaten by rats. And I don't think I've ever loved him more. I need to see if I can find video of this online somewhere.

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