Natural disaster sale; people had to die to get our prices this low!

So, what do you do if you're in a high-profile, federal government job and a city in the nation has just endured a highly catastrophic natural disaster, with many dead and billions of dollars worth of damage? Go on a fucking shopping spree, of fucking course! And if anyone tries to get in your way, well, have them physically removed so you can continue shopping while hundreds of people are refugees from their own homes. That is what the Secret Service is for. Well, that, and to let the president's daughter drink illegally, but who remembers that, really? I do.