So I just found out I won't be getting my check (which to date is three days overdue from the 30 grace period) because there's no one in to sign the check. So I won't get it until Monday (which will be six days overdue). Grr. Well, I hope I don't get a case of extreme diarrhea or have to take like 20 showers this weekend, since I have only one roll of toilet paper left and about half a bar of soap. Because, let's face it, the $40 I have to my name (yup, my total self-worth was lower than I estimated, but that's usual because I always think I'm better than I am, but I'm not; I'm worse), well, that money has to go to gas to get to work on Monday because I'm practically at E, food (because there's nothing more in my place), and beer (because I need to wallow in my nothingness).
I think stealing TP from work is in order. Although it is the rough kind. Which I think is a conspiracy. Gah.
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