observations

i got nothing else to do because i'm uber-bored. so here are some workplace observations:

• i really have nothing in common with these people.
• i still don't know why i have to go to the stupid department meetings when nothing has to do with me. maybe they think it does, but it doesn't. it's like telling me how to give a woman an orgasm; useless information that i'm never going to take advantage of.
• it's almost 1:30 p.m., and i still have not gotten my check for work i did more than a month ago. am i pissed? and how ...
• i haven't seen my cute eyecandy since i posted about him. coincidence? probably.
• i'm the only person that smokes in my department.
• i'm pretty sure i'm the only homo-gay in my department, as well.
• have i mentioned i'm broke as shit and i'm really, really hating watching all the co's coming in from their big staff lunch. gag me with a spoon.
• while everyone was out, i pretended to be capt. picard in my work chair, making little, silent quibs to my imaginary No. 1 and Counselor. And in my head, Troi was wearing her skirtty outfit from the TNG pilot. yeah, i'm that much of a geek.
• i've wondered if everyone thinks i'm an ass, because i think that they think i'm an ass, and i'd just really like some confirmation.
• i'm an ass.
• i need more nicotine, but i'm afraid to leave my desk because what if when i leave, the accountant comes up to give me my check and i'm not here and she rips it in half and cackles an evil cackle.
• i need nicotine. fuck money.