Really?

So I was just in the break room at work getting some water, when I noticed a new set of cans in the vending machine. It was Fresca. Fresca! Who knew Fresca even still existed? Apparently, not the Internet, because I could not find an official Fresca website. I did, however, find this press release about the can's new look, and this website, which is just a little disturbing. I know I certainly would not want to be refered to as the Fresca King. It's kind of on par as being a Fantana, really.