wednesday morning fun-time

WNBA star comes out as a lesbian. In other news, the sky is blue. [AP via Statesman]

Amid charges that its food is unhealthy and contributes to obesity, McDonald's will be displaying nutritional facts on the packaging of most of its menu items starting next year. They'll also be introducing some new items, such as the "Heart-Clogger" and "Artery-Buster," which spokespersons say will be the healthiest items on the menu and will conspicuously not have any nutritional facts on display. But don't worry, you'll still get fries with them. [AP via Statesman]

Could it be true? Could Parker Posey be free of Ryan Adams? Sweet. Well, it would be sweet if I were straight. I guess it's sweet for those guys. You know, if they're into her. Whatever. [Gawker]

OK, I'm totally just putting this item in because it has the phrase "Surrender, Dorothy" in it. You may commence laughing. [Gawker]

Yikes. Who needs Judy Miller graffiti? I know I don't. [Gothamist]

OK, I know this news is so last week, but ... the White House tells The Onion to stop using the presidential seal. Yeah, because Onion readers believe anything on The Onion website is approved by Dubya. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. [CNN.com]

The voice of the Jolly Green Giant is dead. The body is still alive and kicking. [CNN.com]

This is the funniest time I've ever read someone briefly mention wanting to kill Tiger Woods. [buzzle.com]

And finally, KITTY! [stuffonmycat.com]