hairiest woman alive

I was at H-E-B last night buying some Lone Star and cheese Hot Pockets, and I was in the incredibly slow "express lane" behind this sluttily dressed very hairy woman. Seriously, this woman was wearing a very short skirt, knee-high hooker boots, and a low-cut top. Between her skirt and her boots, I could see that her legs were hairier than mine, and my legs are pretty hairy. And then there was her moustache. And her very, very hairy mole, which was adjacant to her moustache. I think I may have even seen some chest hair. Gah. OK, just felt like I had to share that.