Apparently, in 2006, everyone will have a blog, newspapers will be hip, pigs will fly, and terrorists will communicated via craigslist personal ads. Sounds fun. [mediabistro]
Cell phone TV said to be next big thing. In other news, eyeglasses/contacts prescriptions and sales go way, way up (not that you'd be able to see them, anyway). [BBC News via mediabistro]
Oprah Winfrey was forced to land her private jet after a bird collided with the jet's windshield, causing a crack in the windshield. While Oprah and Stedman are safe, there is no news yet on when the birds will be sending in another suicide flyer. [AP via Statesman]
More than 20 million people are celebrating Kwanzaa in the United States, Canada, England, the Caribbean and Africa. In other news, everyone else in the world still wondering what the fuck Kwanzaa is anyway. [news8]
The Bush administration is trying to help Anna Nicole Smith collect millions from the estate of her dead, old husband. I can't really comment on this; it's ludicrous enough as it is. Oy vey. [CNN.com]
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