To the bitch standing by the cigarette urn about 10 minutes ago:
Bitch, you're standing right next to the fucking cigarette urn; what did you expect? To not get second-hand smoke? If you're going to cough at the smoke exhaled from a smoker as they are putting their cigarette butt into the urn (as opposed to throwing it on the ground), here's a tip: don't stand right next to the urn! If you don't want second-hand smoke, do not stand directly next to something designed for use by smokers! And don't fucking stare at me like I'm killing you, because I will. That's all. Now go fall in a toilet or something.
Sincerely,
LtFlux
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What a dumb bitch. I'll kill her for you. In a cloud of smoke, she'll be in her own urn.
i like the link. i think i'll pick one up....mmmmmm....tomorrow.
She urned your wrath!
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