Tuesday, March 21, 2006

To the bitch standing by the cigarette urn

To the bitch standing by the cigarette urn about 10 minutes ago:

Bitch, you're standing right next to the fucking cigarette urn; what did you expect? To not get second-hand smoke? If you're going to cough at the smoke exhaled from a smoker as they are putting their cigarette butt into the urn (as opposed to throwing it on the ground), here's a tip: don't stand right next to the urn! If you don't want second-hand smoke, do not stand directly next to something designed for use by smokers! And don't fucking stare at me like I'm killing you, because I will. That's all. Now go fall in a toilet or something.

Sincerely,
LtFlux

3 comments:

deconstructionist said...

What a dumb bitch. I'll kill her for you. In a cloud of smoke, she'll be in her own urn.

Anonymous said...

i like the link. i think i'll pick one up....mmmmmm....tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

She urned your wrath!