Wednesday, April 19, 2006

My, what skinny thighs you have

I had this really weird dream last night. In it, for some reason, I was hanging at a pool (and if you know me, you already know how absurd that idea even is) with some people I used to work with years ago who now (or used to) work for the city paper in my home town. And everyone was extremely skinny. It was weird. It was like some fucked up anime because everyone was abnormally skinny and had big eyes and Joker smiles. I remember asking one of my former co-workers (let's call her Belissa), "So, Moody's gotten real fat, huh?" And she said, "No, no, he's gotten really skinny. And he works in Donna now! I used to work in Donna doing the weather for a radio station for three months topless." Then another one of my former co-workers (let's call her Bachel), well, she was just a the far side of the pool looking really, really scary. And then an abnormally skinny formal male co-worker (we'll call him Boncho) was hitting on the male lifeguard and kept saying "Now, I'm not gay or anything, but ..."

Like I said. It was a strange dream. I need coffee. Now.

1 comment:

deconstructionist said...

Aaaaahahahahaha! I know Boncho! He will never be skinny. Or straight (like he pretended to be).