i've been looking a lot on craigslist for a chair in which to sit while at my computer. i'm not looking for a computer chair or office chair. i can't really describe what i'm looking for, but i'll know it when i see it.
i do know it's not some of this ugly shit i've been seeing, though. take this for instance. the seller describes it as "beautiful"; i describe it as "that's what syphillis must look like when you get it from an old french whore".
i also saw a karaoke machine which reminds me of a story my ex told me that's not suitable for publication.
and apparently anna nicole smith (or some other talentless whore with no taste) is selling this "chandelier" dirt cheap.
and this loveseat give me vertigo just looking at it.
why can't i just go on the price is right and win something tacky? i'd keep something tacky i wont on the price is right. sigh.
solamente yo
- mando
- Austin, Texas, United States
- um ... not much to say. i'm a copy editor. i like the words "nifty" and "egads." i tend to alienate people with my vast knowledge of obscure and useless trivia. i inhale gore vidal and comic books. the chicago manual is my bible. i'm a vegetarian. i enjoy drinking and the meat purveyors (and sometimes drinking with jo walston). i like to ramble. tada?
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