i knew there was a reason i read mcsweeney's

mocking the iphone. my favorites are X, XV, XVIII, XX, and XXIV (mostly XX).

in other news ... woo! ice day? is that what you call it when your company is paranoid and closes down for winter weather that's going to happen? oh, wait, look at my car.

yeah. think i'll stay home and mock the iphone and other things. i wonder if i'll still get my new fridge today?