Wednesday, March 21, 2007

dear new cute asian call center guy

look, i don't normally find asian men attractive, and you're probably a hapless straight guy, but i'll go ahead and give you a tip of advice: lime (almost neon) green does not a good shirt make. trust me. you should try to be more like the other asian call center guy; he wore what looked like a shirt with the batman beyond insignia on it the other day. so, you know, shape up and what not.

sincerely,
me

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